I need to go out dancing!!

I am dying here people lmao (not literally of course) but I have been wanting to go out dancing ever since I came back from my honeymoon!! I would do almost anything JUST to get out and dance like a crazy drunken woman lmfao!

There's just something about clubbing that helps me to de-stress and feel good about myself! It's nice to get out with friends and have an amazing night of dancing and a fair amount of drinking! (Drink responsibly y'all! And if you're under age you shouldn't be at all!) I think it's fair to say that I miss my usual suspects! Missing the sister, the bestie, the sisters from another mumma and those fabulous people I've met along my clubbing journey!

I just really miss them all and not to mention the clubs I usually go to! The atmosphere is so eccentric and lively you just never want to leave PLUS once you're in there your sense of time stays at the door! I'm really hoping I get a few of my usual suspects with me on my so far planned crazy night with a new friend celebrating his birthday! And I'm crossing my fingers that it happens! Well hoping at least for a text reply from one of them saying "hell yea!"

I really hated being sick and coupes up in my house its time to party (pronounced as pahrtay)!

Anyways I should probably catch up on my sleep if I'm hoping to stay awake next weekend lmao!!!

Night all !! Xox

Lor

Wedding stress and dieting..

I can't stand diets I like to eat what I want when I want and not have to deal with calorie or kilojule counting. It's been driving me mad!! I want to lose the weight for the wedding don't get me wrong but how does one go about exercising with a 2 year old and a wedding to finalise?! I'm at the point where I'm about to give up and hope for the best with my healthy eat at home thing only..

Wedding plans are well underway and all the final touches are being added so stress levels are at an all time high! Everyone keeps telling me I'll lose weight stressing out but is that really the case? I might just go speak with the doctor and see what he says huh?

Anyways I'm off I suppose..

Lor

Life's greatest pleasures... Not.

Life's greatest pleasures... Not.

So toilet training has been killing me lately! My daughter is doing so well and then she goes backwards! But they say that is the process with toilet training it's one step forward two steps back...

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So tonight I thought oh great she's doing so well! She understands this potty/toilet thing well! Until only a few minutes ago...

So I went to the bathroom and told her as much she came with me (as always.. Never alone to do your business) she turns around to me and says oh no mummy I need to do wees too! So I call out to my fiancé and he brings up her potty so she doesn't have an accident on the bathroom floor! She does her wee and all of a sudden decides to do a poo too! I am so proud of her at this stage, and who knew you'd ever be so proud of a number two in a potty in your life right?!

So I tell her well done good job you did poos! And she looks pleased I turn around to grab the paper to wipe her when she says look mummy! I turn to see her touching her poo! Omg! I couldn't believe my eyes! Calling out to my fiancé we finally wash her hands vigorously with tonnes of soap and I am at a loss with how to explain that poos aren't good to touch... Since you have to praise the poo how do you then tell her in an authoritative tone that touching poos is just not on!

ARGH!! Again as I said one step forward two steps back!

Anyway until the next gruesome moment I'm out!

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Waitin

So I'm all ready to head out... Gotta love Oxford Street!! But I'm out the front of a friends place, waiting... Waiting for him to get ready and for the other two on their way to where I am to actually arrive..

I hate waiting... Especially when you've exhausted all of your boredom busting options including apps and games on the phone...

So waiting is all I can do now... It's kinda boring lmao!!! But I can't play any more games on my phone to try and save battery life!! Argh!

Anyways I don't want to be rambling constantly about 'waiting' so I'm off to e bored once more lol!!

Signing off!!
Laura